[ Nod seems unimpressed with this explanation. ]

I assume you also greeted this "Spider Queen" by screaming at her?

[ It's very important to be able to meet strange entities and not scream about it! Most beings of power are both very strange and very touchy about it, at least where Nod's from. Sure, nobody ever expected to actually meet one, but the possibility was something people prepared themselves for...

Nod sighs judgmentally. ]

...I hope you realize that if you've offended them, I won't interfere.